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Miss Mancini
22-07-2009, 12:40
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything,
I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

Horizonblue
22-07-2009, 22:48
Hahahahahaha

Strøyer
23-07-2009, 00:47
Ha.
Godt at øl passerer fint i sugerør...