Det er sgu den fineste annonce jeg har læst.
http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/boa/1523142227.html
16' of Awesomeness - $1200 (SB)
Complete with 30HP outboard motor, this sweet boat is certified by Davey Jones himself. Made from Hardened wale foreskin, this sea faring vessel has more balls then Chuck Norris.
If you’re looking to pop the collar on your pink polo shirt, don some topsiders and impress the ladies with an afternoon on the water, this is not your boat.
This boat is for an outdoors man. A guy who prefers to do things the hard way, because it’s HIS way damnit! If your looking for a mundane fishing vessel that gets you there and back without a hiccup…….keep looking. This boat is guaranteed to get you into heart pounding, adrenaline pumping situations.
Stop listening to that guy at the bar telling near death stories and start living them. This salty sea coffin WILL get you more “I should have died” stories, girls and possible Discovery Channel TV deals then any other boat listed.
Get your wallet out; you’re only $1200 buck away from adventure and that sweet feeling of satisfaction knowing that you fought for your life.
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